1 00:00:03,119 --> 00:00:04,119 This game sucks. 2 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:05,558 Where's the remote? 3 00:00:05,560 --> 00:00:06,780 I don't know. Where'd you put it? 4 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:08,880 I think Sharon's sitting on it. Come on. 5 00:00:09,140 --> 00:00:10,140 Well, are you sure? 6 00:00:10,460 --> 00:00:13,100 Yeah, I think I'd feel it. Sharon, I left it right where you're sitting. Come 7 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:14,100 on, get up. Come on. 8 00:00:14,820 --> 00:00:15,820 See? 9 00:00:16,660 --> 00:00:18,580 Listen, wire up. Could you get us a couple more beers? 10 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:48,739 Looking for this? 11 00:00:48,740 --> 00:00:49,840 Yeah, thanks. 12 00:00:50,260 --> 00:00:52,920 Can I get you a tall, cool glass of lemonade? 13 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:54,280 Yeah, that'd be nice. 14 00:00:54,580 --> 00:00:55,580 Coming right up. 15 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,880 Sharon, going after the repairman. 16 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:00,460 Chickabaw! 17 00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:08,040 Did you ever stop and think that Johnny just might be an emotionally scarred, 18 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:10,880 working -class hero whose genius is simply untapped? 19 00:01:11,380 --> 00:01:15,260 You know, Sharon, I am so sorry that I got you goodwill hunting for your 20 00:01:15,260 --> 00:01:16,260 birthday. 21 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:20,660 Sharon, I'm working here. 22 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:23,780 Hence my crazy idea to order from you. 23 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:28,380 You know what? I'm having a little trouble with my class schedule right 24 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:31,520 I would have gone over it last night, but I was a little busy preparing for my 25 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:34,640 interview with Conway and Associates, okay? It's just the biggest architecture 26 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:38,060 firm in Boston, okay? And if I get this internship, I'm going to be set for 27 00:01:38,060 --> 00:01:42,800 life. Set for life! But I suppose, I suppose I can put everything on hold and 28 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,300 get you your lemonade. 29 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,940 You got Isaac Bain in the middle of your forehead. 30 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:55,320 Did I just start my psych rotation? 31 00:01:55,660 --> 00:01:58,860 Great. And you know, I think I found my calling. 32 00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:01,380 Easing the woes of the pizza of the world. 33 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:03,860 Well, on behalf of the pizza of the world, go away. 34 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,320 Come on, what's wrong? 35 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,880 They're not going to let me graduate unless I pick an elective. 36 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:13,520 What kind of police state are we living in? 37 00:02:14,670 --> 00:02:17,890 Look, it's my last year, all right? I need to focus. I don't need a 38 00:02:17,890 --> 00:02:21,370 right now. A distraction is exactly what you need right now. 39 00:02:21,730 --> 00:02:25,730 You're too focused, okay? You've been eating and sleeping architecture for the 40 00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:29,530 last eight months. You're stressed out over a career that you haven't even 41 00:02:29,530 --> 00:02:30,530 started yet. 42 00:02:30,730 --> 00:02:34,190 You know, I think that a nice, easy elective would be a good thing. 43 00:02:34,650 --> 00:02:35,650 Loosen you up. 44 00:02:36,970 --> 00:02:37,970 Okay. 45 00:02:39,250 --> 00:02:44,080 I wish I had my last... semester to do all over again, because once you're out 46 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:49,180 in the real world, every day is all yuck and blah. 47 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,080 Want that lemonade? 48 00:02:52,260 --> 00:02:53,360 Oh, yeah. Here you go. 49 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,360 Okay, right here. The perfect elective. 50 00:02:56,620 --> 00:02:57,620 Intermediate bowling. 51 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,980 Bowling? That's a course. 52 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:03,940 I've been bowling every Wednesday night for the past ten years. Where's my Ph 53 00:03:03,940 --> 00:03:08,160 .D.? John, not just bowling. 54 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,080 Bowling appreciation. 55 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:15,700 You know what I appreciate about bowling is it cost me 15 bucks. 56 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,020 It's gonna cost you clowns eight grand. 57 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,240 Go figure. 58 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:24,600 I gotta track down a part. I'll see you tomorrow. And thanks for the lemonade. 59 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:25,840 Sure. 60 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:31,440 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's so smart. 61 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:34,140 Why's it taking him four days to fix a jukebox? 62 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:37,540 Every night after he leaves, I break a different part. 63 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:41,040 Oh, man. 64 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:44,960 I've got to Xerox my blueprints, I've got to pick up my super clean cleaners, 65 00:03:44,980 --> 00:03:48,920 and somehow I have to drop these cards off to the registrar's office by five. 66 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:52,100 Hey, so if you want, I'll drop by the registrar's office on the way home and 67 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:53,240 drop those off for you. You rule. 68 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:56,740 I will certainly do. 69 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:04,200 Hey, Bert. 70 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:05,480 Hey. 71 00:04:06,180 --> 00:04:09,550 You're not going to believe this. Funniest thing. I went into my... 72 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:12,890 class today, and it turns out I'm not enrolled in metallurgy. 73 00:04:13,330 --> 00:04:17,630 Apparently, someone enrolled me in sports broadcasting. 74 00:04:19,230 --> 00:04:20,230 Hmm. 75 00:04:25,490 --> 00:04:27,170 And how does that make you feel? 76 00:04:27,390 --> 00:04:28,390 Angry. 77 00:04:28,590 --> 00:04:32,710 That's good. Now, tell me, how are we going to work through these negative 78 00:04:32,710 --> 00:04:33,710 emotions, Pete? 79 00:04:33,970 --> 00:04:38,470 Well, First, I'm going to lunge at you and beat you unconscious with my sports 80 00:04:38,470 --> 00:04:39,470 broadcasting book. 81 00:04:40,610 --> 00:04:41,610 Come on. 82 00:04:41,650 --> 00:04:44,230 No, no, I can do it. It's a really heavy book. Just calm down. 83 00:04:44,590 --> 00:04:47,010 I tried to switch out, but all the other electors were full. 84 00:04:47,390 --> 00:04:51,610 Well, you should have gotten there early, like I did. I've got to go to 85 00:04:51,610 --> 00:04:54,330 interview, then I've got to rush over, and then it's a stupid game for this 86 00:04:54,330 --> 00:04:57,870 stupid course that I shouldn't even be taking. And if I don't go, I'm going to 87 00:04:57,870 --> 00:04:58,870 fail. 88 00:04:59,270 --> 00:05:01,610 You know, this is the rest of my life we're talking about. 89 00:05:01,930 --> 00:05:02,930 Exactly. 90 00:05:04,330 --> 00:05:10,130 It's your last year of grad school, okay? Your last year to do something 91 00:05:10,390 --> 00:05:11,390 Woo -hoo! 92 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:16,190 Your last year before yes and blech. 93 00:05:21,290 --> 00:05:22,750 This is my last year. 94 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:27,130 Oh, my God, Bert, it's my last year. 95 00:05:27,530 --> 00:05:29,870 You wanted to strike me with a book. 96 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:35,320 If sports broadcasting... Come on, you know sports better than anyone. 97 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:38,600 True. How many times watching football at a Malley's have people throwing 98 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:41,240 peanuts at your head, told you to sit down and shut up? A lot. 99 00:05:44,980 --> 00:05:47,100 Now you get college credit for that. 100 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:51,820 It'll be great. You've got the big crowd, the stadium, the fans, the action 101 00:05:51,820 --> 00:05:55,180 the field, and tell me who, who is going to bring that fun into everyone's 102 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:56,180 living rooms? 103 00:05:57,700 --> 00:05:58,699 Pete Dumbo? 104 00:05:58,700 --> 00:05:59,700 Yeah! 105 00:06:01,950 --> 00:06:04,290 I'm going to go to my interview, and I want you to meet me at the game. 106 00:06:04,770 --> 00:06:07,490 And if I don't have any fun, I'm going to have to kill you afterward. Fair 107 00:06:07,490 --> 00:06:08,490 enough. 108 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:18,210 I must say, Mr. Dunville, your portfolio is quite impressive. 109 00:06:18,710 --> 00:06:20,190 Thank you, sir. Thank you. 110 00:06:20,950 --> 00:06:22,610 I found this on the bus. 111 00:06:24,670 --> 00:06:25,670 This is a little joke. 112 00:06:26,190 --> 00:06:27,190 Great. 113 00:06:27,290 --> 00:06:28,290 Great attention. 114 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,670 So what inspired you to be an architect? 115 00:06:32,950 --> 00:06:36,670 My dad, my dad mostly. Was he an architect? No, no, no, no. He was a 116 00:06:36,670 --> 00:06:37,670 a construction site. 117 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:41,650 Ever since I was like eight years old, he always had these big dreams for me. 118 00:06:41,850 --> 00:06:44,190 And so, hi, how are you? 119 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:50,670 The thing that strikes me, Mr. Dunville, is in the past 25 minutes, you've 120 00:06:50,670 --> 00:06:53,310 answered all of our questions in a clear and competent manner. 121 00:06:54,150 --> 00:06:58,750 But the one thing I haven't heard you say is why you love architecture. 122 00:07:00,780 --> 00:07:02,140 I love architecture. 123 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:08,060 Hmm. Um... Well, you know, the thing is... 124 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:14,920 Well, I mean, it's because... Well, without 125 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:16,220 architecture, we'd all be outside. 126 00:07:19,660 --> 00:07:21,140 Thank you, Mr. Dundall. 127 00:07:22,300 --> 00:07:26,040 We'll have you back tomorrow to meet our senior partner. Thank you. Thank you 128 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:27,040 very much. 129 00:07:30,570 --> 00:07:31,910 Did you get that thing with the bus? 130 00:07:37,830 --> 00:07:42,930 This is Pete Dunville for WMFO College Radio, and we've got a real clash of the 131 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:43,930 titans tonight. 132 00:07:47,030 --> 00:07:51,510 The first round of the Monday night chess club tournament is just seconds 133 00:07:51,510 --> 00:07:54,630 after these words from Frank Soda Repair. 134 00:07:54,910 --> 00:07:58,890 Remember, at Frank, you won't get rooked. 135 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,300 Great. You got the crowd in a frenzy. 136 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:10,100 It'll be great, you say. It'll be great. 137 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:15,340 The crowd, the stadium, the action on the field. This game doesn't even have a 138 00:08:15,340 --> 00:08:16,340 ball. 139 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:22,120 So I take it the interview went poorly. No, no. The interview went great. Going 140 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,600 back to meet the senior partners. 141 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:28,420 Hey, have I told you that I love architecture lately? 142 00:08:28,860 --> 00:08:30,820 Well, then you've been together as long as we have. 143 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,020 You don't have to say it. 144 00:08:37,780 --> 00:08:42,419 Oh, and we're back, and I think a move is about to happen. Wait, wait, wait, 145 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:43,440 wait. 146 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:44,500 Nope. 147 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,360 Yes. 148 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:49,560 No. 149 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:58,900 Yes, yes, and what a move it was from our exchange student, Yuri Kirov, who 150 00:08:58,900 --> 00:08:59,980 hails from Kazakhstan. 151 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:04,020 I'll tell you, I don't know how much longer he'll be able to sustain this 152 00:09:04,020 --> 00:09:05,080 dizzying pace. 153 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:13,340 Oh, and the counter move. Oh, and a beauty pawn to knight four. An 154 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:16,440 aggressive play by our challenger, Isaac Glickstein. 155 00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:24,280 We have a slugfest brewing here in the Cohen Auditorium. 156 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:30,500 And Yuri the Mad Russian is dominant. 157 00:09:31,150 --> 00:09:32,150 sides of the board. 158 00:09:33,390 --> 00:09:36,110 And Glickstein's queen is running scared. 159 00:09:36,550 --> 00:09:37,650 Go get him, Yuri. 160 00:09:37,950 --> 00:09:39,070 Finish him, Yuri. 161 00:09:40,170 --> 00:09:42,030 You might. This is a blast. 162 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,890 You think Johnny's going to be able to solve that, don't you? 163 00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:26,290 It's possible. 164 00:10:26,770 --> 00:10:29,830 Admit it. You like this guy, and you just can't stand the fact that he's not 165 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:30,830 investment banker. 166 00:10:31,110 --> 00:10:34,950 So now you're rationalizing, telling yourself he's some big genius. 167 00:10:36,150 --> 00:10:37,970 Go play with Pete's brain. Leave mine alone. 168 00:10:39,990 --> 00:10:42,030 Johnny, what do you make of this? 169 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:44,410 Yeah, I know this. 170 00:11:02,290 --> 00:11:04,930 elusive, cute bunny with a big fluffy tail theorem. 171 00:11:09,350 --> 00:11:12,210 Hey, everyone. How y 'all doing? Ooh, mine. 172 00:11:14,390 --> 00:11:15,390 Happy guy. 173 00:11:15,570 --> 00:11:16,570 Where's my friend? 174 00:11:17,050 --> 00:11:18,750 You're right, Merck. Sports broadcasting. 175 00:11:19,870 --> 00:11:23,810 Now, normally this type of progress would have taken years of 176 00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:25,350 Me? Half hour. 177 00:11:27,190 --> 00:11:28,630 Are you Pete Dunville? 178 00:11:29,150 --> 00:11:30,270 Yeah, that's me. Ah! 179 00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:38,720 right here he is the voice of chess yes i am come on do it do it okay 180 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:45,720 okay this is pete dunville reminding 181 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:52,660 you it's your move oh awesome all 182 00:11:52,660 --> 00:11:59,590 right see you later so i just stopped in to let you know to 183 00:11:59,590 --> 00:12:03,630 huddle around your radios tonight because that's right, Pete Dunville is 184 00:12:03,630 --> 00:12:04,710 announcing women's basketball. 185 00:12:05,510 --> 00:12:08,110 Tough versus Amherst, 5 p .m. football. 186 00:12:08,430 --> 00:12:11,950 Okay, first of all, stop referring to yourself in the third person. 187 00:12:12,450 --> 00:12:15,270 And second, I thought you were meeting a senior person tonight. 188 00:12:15,730 --> 00:12:16,730 Blowing them off. 189 00:12:17,110 --> 00:12:19,030 What? Yep, blowing them off. 190 00:12:19,590 --> 00:12:21,570 But this internship is huge. 191 00:12:21,870 --> 00:12:25,590 Set for life. Can't get you lemonade, remember? That was before I decided to 192 00:12:25,590 --> 00:12:26,590 quit architecture. 193 00:12:26,950 --> 00:12:27,950 What? 194 00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:32,380 Thanks to that man, for he had shown me the light. 195 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,100 Doll, looketh at me. 196 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:41,220 Hey, hey, you're a semester away from getting your degree. Get your butt down 197 00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:41,959 that interview. 198 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,540 If I go to that interview, I'm going to tell you right now, I'm going to get 199 00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:45,540 that internship. 200 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:48,500 Yeah? Yeah, and then I'm going to be locked into that job for the rest of my 201 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:52,940 life. Why settle for yuck and blah when I can have yippee? 202 00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:58,540 Don't do this. It's bad for your future. And your parents are going to blame me. 203 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,800 Your mother still hasn't forgiven me for setting the pool on fire. 204 00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:04,780 You did set the pool on fire. 205 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,100 And I'm tired of hearing about it. 206 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:13,600 Ever since I was 12 years old, I never even thought about being anything but an 207 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:17,900 architect. I mean, I was the only kid on my block who used scaffolding to build 208 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:18,900 a snowman. 209 00:13:19,140 --> 00:13:21,540 Yeah, which is why you should be an architect. 210 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:25,320 No, no, look, this stupid elective has opened my eyes. I mean, there's so many 211 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,460 things out there that I've been missing, but not anymore. 212 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,300 All right, so wish me luck. 213 00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:31,720 Goodbye, and I will see you on the radio. 214 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,760 And Pete's on bill is out the door. 215 00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:36,980 Where did he get these ideas? 216 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:41,040 Oh. This isn't funny. You broke our Pete. Now go fix them. 217 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,220 Where's Berg? I need him to stop this. 218 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:49,480 Oh, he just missed him. 219 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:55,700 But if you left now traveling at 15 .6 kilometers per hour, and Berg is 220 00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:57,240 traveling at 5 .3... 221 00:13:57,500 --> 00:14:00,800 kilometers per hour, how many minutes will it be before you reach him? 222 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,520 So, in other words, he's not here. 223 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:07,800 Right. 224 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,000 Okay, number 42. 225 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,319 Tracy Keller. 226 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,820 Raised her eight brothers while father worked nights. 227 00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:21,100 That's a good human interest story. 228 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,720 Number eight. Cheryl Lozaso. 229 00:14:24,140 --> 00:14:26,120 An amazing jump shot. 230 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,160 Parents live in a bubble. 231 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:31,900 Okay, I can use that. 232 00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:34,460 Hey, Pete. 233 00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:37,360 Bert, Bert, don't even try and talk me out of this, because it's not going to 234 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:40,920 work. I just came by to wish you luck in your new career. I even... Well, I 235 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,120 brought you a present. 236 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000 Wow, 237 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:48,920 Bert, these are amazing. 238 00:14:49,340 --> 00:14:52,940 I knew you'd like them. These are the original blueprints for Fenway Park. 239 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,020 Well, this... Scale down. In real life, it's really much bigger than this. 240 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,340 Look where the scoreboard used to be. 241 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:02,440 Man, they don't build them like this anymore. And look, they used I -beams to 242 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:04,140 support the upper deck. It gave the game character. 243 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,860 Pretty cool, huh? It's very, very cool. 244 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:12,320 See, this puts everything into perspective now. It gives me something 245 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:13,320 for. 246 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:14,520 Really? Yeah. 247 00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,340 I hope to announce a game there someday. 248 00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:17,660 Nice try. 249 00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:20,580 This was supposed to be an elective. 250 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,200 Not a career. Look, you can't just throw everything away like this. You did a 251 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:24,919 good thing. 252 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,540 You helped me find my calling. 253 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,760 Your calling? 254 00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:29,760 Yeah. I'm a natural. 255 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,220 You did the play -by -play for one chess match. 256 00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:34,340 I was on top of everything. 257 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:35,760 I didn't miss a move. 258 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,960 They made a move. Every 35 minutes. 259 00:15:39,580 --> 00:15:40,800 Pete, interview. 260 00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:42,540 Come on, it'll be fun. What do you say? 261 00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:47,380 Pete, hey, your body language is very negative. 262 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,240 Do you like to read? 263 00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:57,460 Yeah, I like to read. 264 00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:01,060 Oh. What did you think of Kant's critique of pure reason? 265 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:03,520 Oh, man, I couldn't get enough of it. Really? 266 00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,460 What are you, crazy? 267 00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:07,680 What are you trying to do? 268 00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:10,180 Look, I wasn't trying to... Yes, you were. 269 00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:14,020 No, no, no, I didn't mean to... Yes, you did. See, do I know this? Do I know 270 00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:16,340 that? Let me tell you what I do know. 271 00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:19,660 I know how to take a Chevy carburetor and put it into a Ford. 272 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,600 I know every word to every Motown song ever written, and... 273 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,660 I know you watch too many movies. 274 00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:27,540 What? What are you talking about? 275 00:16:28,540 --> 00:16:29,540 Good Will Hunting. 276 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:33,180 Oh, I've been meaning to see that, but when I go to rent... Okay. 277 00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:36,420 I know one more thing. 278 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,480 You are very, very cute. 279 00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:47,940 Guess I don't have to be a genius to figure that one out. You know, it's five 280 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,200 'clock. You might want to turn on the radio. 281 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:50,680 Stupid friend is on. 282 00:17:01,610 --> 00:17:05,410 I'm Pete Dunville, and we're just seconds away from the tip -off of what 283 00:17:05,410 --> 00:17:09,490 promises to be the most explosive game between these two intrastate rivals. 284 00:17:09,849 --> 00:17:13,030 Okay, looks like they're ready to play, and here's the tip. 285 00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:16,450 Coakley's all over it. It's tough sensing up court on the fast break. 286 00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:21,730 Coakley passes it to Sheila Lawrence. Sheila Lawrence finds Lozaso baseline, 287 00:17:21,730 --> 00:17:24,670 Cheryl Lozaso dunks it, just like a man. 288 00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:30,910 Dunk like a man? 289 00:17:31,790 --> 00:17:34,010 Pete, don't explain it. Just move on. Move on. 290 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:38,230 And when I say she dunks it like a man, I don't mean to imply that women aren't 291 00:17:38,230 --> 00:17:39,570 as good as men. They're just slower. 292 00:17:42,330 --> 00:17:44,670 It's like a handicap, but not a bad one. 293 00:17:46,890 --> 00:17:47,990 Women can do anything. 294 00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:51,150 I mean, I'm sure that someday we'll even have a woman president. 295 00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:52,730 We almost had a black president. 296 00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:57,770 Not that we shouldn't have a black president. 297 00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:02,000 In fact, next election, I'm voting for a woman black president. 298 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,400 Shut up, Pete. Just shut up already. 299 00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:07,520 And I'm going to vote for her. 300 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:11,660 Not because she's black, but because she's the most qualified. 301 00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:13,620 Whoever she is. 302 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:20,420 The score is 16 to 12 as we go into our first time out. I'm Pete Dunville with 303 00:18:20,420 --> 00:18:22,280 What Is Shaping Up To Me, my last broadcast. 304 00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:37,200 Bonnie, I'm telling you, I'm not just saying this, but I'm not a couple of 305 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,200 idiots. 306 00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:43,400 But all I know is, somehow, somebody got rigatoni in the jukebox. 307 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:47,060 You just have to get to know them. 308 00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:57,260 My professor, Miss DeBoer, made a point to stop by and personally give me a 309 00:18:57,260 --> 00:18:58,740 date. Is that bad? 310 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,440 I've never gotten a D before in my life. 311 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,160 Well, security gave you a personal escort to your car. 312 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,020 That's pretty cool. 313 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:09,800 Look, I've been studying architecture my whole life, right? And then along comes 314 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,020 the sports broadcasting thing, right? And it felt great. 315 00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:16,440 You know, and I know I went a little nuts, right? But it was so liberating. 316 00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:20,560 So basically, the thing I love, I suck at. Boy, do you ever. 317 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:21,760 I'll thank you. 318 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,120 Rhetorical. Didn't need a response. 319 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,500 And the thing I'm great at, I threw away. 320 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:30,900 Not necessarily. 321 00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:32,340 What do you mean? 322 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,020 What big firm you had the interview with. 323 00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:37,880 You have another interview Tuesday. I wrote them a note as your doctor saying 324 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:38,880 you were ill. 325 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:43,140 Really? Yeah. Now, if anybody asks, you had electroshock therapy. 326 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:48,140 You broke 327 00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:53,700 our Pete. Now go fix him. 328 00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:56,540 But wait. 329 00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:00,100 Before we do anything, you just slapped me in the ass, didn't you? 330 00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:02,180 What? You've never done that? 331 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:03,600 Yeah. 332 00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:11,100 Just like a nice little surprise in my day. 333 00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:16,360 Should I not slap his... Sure, sure. I feel great.